Have Fun, Don't Die Parachute T-Shirt (Women's)

Soft, simple, and quietly bold — this lightweight tee carries a stark message with a calm, minimalist design. The slim, semi-fitted cut follows the lines without clinging, making it easy to layer under a jacket or wear on its own. The small graphic above the chest pairs a tiny parachute icon with the words “DON’T DIE,” balanced in clean type for a look that’s equal parts dark-humor and understated statement. It’s breathable and soft against the skin, with a tear-away label for comfort and a collar that keeps its shape after wash. Wear it on days when you want your outfit to speak with a dry, wry edge — at meetups, low-key shows, or while wandering the city — and let the shirt do the talking.

Product features
- Lightweight 4.5 oz fabric for breathable everyday wear
- 100% ringspun cotton (color-dependent blends) for soft hand-feel
- Semi-fitted silhouette with side seams for a flattering shape
- Durable construction: double-needle hems, shoulder tape, and ribbed collar
- Comfort details: tear-away label and true-to-size fit

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean